1 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:26,010 APPLAUSE 2 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:37,050 Hi, hello and welcome! 3 00:00:37,090 --> 00:00:38,730 That's fine! 4 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:40,810 You're watching Taskmaster 5 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:43,010 and pretty soon you'll be watching five funny folk 6 00:00:43,050 --> 00:00:45,450 completing tasks for the Taskmaster! 7 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:49,090 'But right now, you're watching the Taskmaster introduce those five funny folk! 8 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:52,010 Here they are! Please welcome Iain Stirling! 9 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:53,890 Joe Thomas! 10 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,610 Lou Sanders! 11 00:00:55,650 --> 00:00:57,370 Paul Sinha! 12 00:00:57,410 --> 00:00:59,330 And Sian Gibson! 13 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:03,970 And, to my left, I'm going to introduce him because I have to. 14 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:07,570 'But I ask you now not to applaud him. Not this time. He doesn't deserve it. 15 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:10,090 Just an eerie silence, alright? Ready? 16 00:01:10,130 --> 00:01:13,370 Ladies and gentlemen, little Alex Horne. 17 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:15,450 A FEW GIGGLES 18 00:01:17,570 --> 00:01:19,290 Thank you. 19 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,170 The banter section, driven by Alex. 20 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:29,130 'Well, as you know, I've been inundated with questions from the listeners. 21 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:31,810 A lot of the questions are about the iPad. What does it do. 22 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:33,650 I operate the screen, I do the scoring, 23 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:36,010 and recently I've downloaded a new app. 24 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:38,770 A mirror app. So I use that quite a bit as well, just to check on... 25 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:40,850 I've got a mirror app. 26 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,050 See your reflection? I know. I know what you've done. 27 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:48,290 You've replaced your iPad for the mirror? I've downloaded an app. 28 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:49,610 But I don't care! 29 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:53,410 OK. Let's get on with the prize task, shall we, Alex? 30 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:57,810 'Fair enough. And today, you've all brought in the best "see-through" item. 31 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:59,170 Ooh! Ooh! 32 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:01,890 Quite right. Now, I know you love your see-through items, Greg. 33 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:04,290 You've shown me all your see-through clothes. 34 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:07,850 But which of our contestants' items will you love the most today? 35 00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:11,690 'There are five enviable points available for the best see-through item 36 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:14,250 and the "clear" winner of the show will take home... 37 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,850 ..all the items and be "visibly"... 38 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:19,690 pleased with themselves. 39 00:02:21,650 --> 00:02:23,690 It's like you want me to attack you! 40 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:25,770 OK... 41 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:28,090 Joe Thomas. I do think I've upped my game here. 42 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:31,450 'It's the classic see-through. I don't know what's more see-through than this. 43 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:36,210 I'd also say that it's a symbol of industrial progress, 44 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,770 it's something that is a human right if you're in a prison, 45 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:42,050 it is, of course, a window! There you are. 46 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:45,410 I know you may think I may be a bit literal in the interpretation of... 47 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:49,250 It's that when you're given the opportunity to choose these prizes, 48 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:52,010 some people who work within... I think I've switched off! 49 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:56,570 I've gone, as well. I've gone, so... 50 00:02:56,610 --> 00:03:00,170 I don't mind a window. I think that's your strongest effort so far. 51 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:01,930 Thanks. Jesus Christ! 52 00:03:03,090 --> 00:03:06,450 OK. Lou? I brought you a book in. 53 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:09,210 She's brought in 50 Ways To See Thru People. Yeah. 54 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:13,210 'There's a lot of snakes in the industry, and I'm protecting you from them. 55 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:17,290 'And I'm looking at that cover and I'm saying that Vernon Howard published that himself! 56 00:03:18,690 --> 00:03:20,170 Just like 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover. 57 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:23,170 Number 34. "Just carefully watch everyone you meet. 58 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:27,130 '"You'll be amazed at how many masks fall away exposing the faker beneath." 59 00:03:27,170 --> 00:03:31,450 He goes on... Just stop! Oh, my God. He goes on, 60 00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:34,890 "Just quietly remark to yourself, 'He is pretending to be sincere. 61 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:38,330 "'Or maybe he is pretending to be confident, wise, helpful, friendly 62 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:42,370 '"'calm, respectful, generous, sympathetic, kindly loyal, courteous or heroic.'" 63 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:47,410 What form of human behaviour would that guy not take aversion to? 64 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:52,010 'You can't be anything! He listed every single positive adjective and he's got a problem with all of them! 65 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:54,690 It's "See Thru People." What more do you want? 66 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:57,170 It's the best see-through thing. I think he's got a point. 67 00:03:58,130 --> 00:03:59,730 Shut up! 68 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:01,730 No, YOU shut up! 69 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:03,650 Paul, what have you brought in? 70 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,730 It's not much better. 71 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:09,290 It can't be much worse! But it's definitely see-through. 72 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,770 I've brought this. Oh, it is worse! 73 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:18,730 'The main thing is it's now out of my flat. It's going to whoever wins this episode and that won't be me! 74 00:04:18,770 --> 00:04:21,450 Oh, I really hope you do. No, you don't! 75 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:24,490 'I'd check whether you think if a hula hoop is definitely see-through. 76 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,570 Um... Cos I think, arguably... 77 00:04:26,610 --> 00:04:28,930 I don't even care! Fair enough! 78 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,410 Sian? 79 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:32,050 Gin! Gin! 80 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:33,730 A bottle of gin. 81 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:39,770 'I mean, it's a famously depressive drink, isn't it, gin? It's not. Yeah. Not really. 82 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:42,490 You've not been out for a night with me. 83 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:44,650 I'd love to come out and be depressed with you. 84 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:47,650 'I think it would be depressing with people asking us if we were a circus act! 85 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,210 I mean, look. Look! 86 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:01,010 We're the modern-day Krankies! 87 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:04,930 Anyway, gin. Gin. Yeah, lovely. 88 00:05:04,970 --> 00:05:06,850 You know, it's not awful. 89 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:12,210 Iain? It's a beer fridge. 90 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:16,170 You can see right into that and it looks absolutely bloody delicious. 91 00:05:16,210 --> 00:05:18,130 Is it see-through? You can certainly see in. 92 00:05:18,170 --> 00:05:20,250 You can open the door and see right through it. 93 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:22,810 It's like none of you people want to win! 94 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:24,850 I thought so. I thought you'd like a beer fridge. 95 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,690 It is an appliance with a window, definitely. 96 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:28,290 Other appliances with windows - 97 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:31,530 microwave, washing machine, fancy cupboard, my shed and some shoes. 98 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:37,730 It's difficult, isn't it? It's difficult to find the last place! 99 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:40,570 I don't know what's the worst. I guess it's Paul. 100 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:42,890 Really? Yeah. Even though you can see through it? 101 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:45,410 Oh, no it's not. You can't even see through his! 102 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:47,530 You can't see through the pamphlet. 103 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:49,490 You just brought a fridge in, mate! 104 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:51,650 He brought a fucking window! 105 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:57,370 I'm going to give everybody, except for Joe, one point. Right. 106 00:05:57,410 --> 00:05:59,730 And I'm going to give Joe four points. OK. 107 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:02,850 So Joe comes second in the task but wins the task and gets four points. 108 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:07,890 We're off to a cracking start! Yes. 109 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,650 What's the first task proper? 110 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:12,930 It's phone box hiding fun first, please. Yes, please! Here we go. 111 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:16,090 PHONE RINGS 112 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:30,770 Hello, Lou. Ooh. Very nice. 113 00:06:32,090 --> 00:06:33,970 Hello, Paul. Hello, Alex. 114 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:39,130 Hello, Joe. 115 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:42,290 "Completely conceal yourself inside this phone box." 116 00:06:42,330 --> 00:06:45,930 '"No part of you or your clothing may be visible from outside the phone box." 117 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,490 "Fastest wins." 118 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:51,450 "The time stops when you shout, 'I'm invisible!'" 119 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:55,410 "Your time starts...now!" 120 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,810 Where... 121 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:13,330 'It's an act of madness just to think that we meant, "Don't leave the phone box." 122 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:16,810 The rule was that no part of them or their clothing 123 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:20,290 'could be visible from outside the phone box. OK. Outside the phone box. 124 00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:22,730 Fine. Here we go! 125 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,930 SHE TAPS GLASS 126 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:28,930 OK. Oh! Oh! 127 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:32,290 I'm gonna just... I'll just climb up into the roof. 128 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:34,610 I'll try and secrete myself in the roof, OK? 129 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,610 SIAN: Can you see me? 130 00:07:36,650 --> 00:07:38,130 Yes. 131 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:39,370 Oh. 132 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:41,090 Can I come out and get stuff? 133 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:43,050 All the information's on the task, Joe. 134 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:44,330 Uh... 135 00:07:44,370 --> 00:07:45,850 Hmm. 136 00:07:45,890 --> 00:07:47,770 "Completely conceal yourself 137 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:50,410 "inside the phone box." 138 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,250 No? 139 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:03,090 "Completely conceal yourself." 140 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:07,730 I don't think I'm gonna fit in there! 141 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:09,770 I don't think that's the answer. 142 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:16,810 "Completely conceal yourself 143 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,730 "inside the phone box." 144 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:22,330 This has not been a good day at the office! 145 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:31,050 Can you shut the phone box for me? 146 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:34,770 Oh! Right. 147 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:38,970 SIAN: Stop! 148 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:41,730 You have to shout, "I'm invisible." I'm invisible. 149 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:43,370 JOE: I'm invisible. 150 00:08:43,410 --> 00:08:44,810 Here we go. 151 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:47,010 Yep. Good. 152 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:49,090 I'm invisible! 153 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,050 LOU: I'm invisible! 154 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:54,970 APPLAUSE 155 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,250 First things first. 156 00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:01,850 I'd like to compliment you on your use of the word "secrete"! 157 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,330 "I'm going to secrete myself 158 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,170 "in the top of a phone box." 159 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:09,250 So Sian just stuck herself in three bin bags. 160 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:11,770 Yes, she transformed herself into waste. 161 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,810 What I liked about yours, before I see how effective it was, 162 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:17,730 is that you built a sofa den. 163 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:21,050 It was one of my favourite things to do as a child. 164 00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:27,490 But it was whether you could see them or their clothing from outside. 165 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,210 Do you want to see whether we could see Joe? 166 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:45,170 Am I supposed to not have a shadow? 167 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,090 The trouble is, bubble wrap is see-through. 168 00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:50,050 It's one of the troubles. One of the troubles. Yeah. 169 00:09:50,810 --> 00:09:52,930 I think you're being a bit harsh on my effort. 170 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:56,610 I mean, I think the fact you could see a sort of moving form... 171 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:58,730 You could also see you through a crack. 172 00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:02,090 'I don't know why any man would say to another man, "I can see you through a crack." 173 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:04,370 LAUGHTER 174 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,850 You can just see you... Yes, yes. 175 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:11,930 Well, look... He loves windows, as well, so it's no surprise! 176 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:14,890 Yeah. They're the best things to see someone through! 177 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:17,930 Yeah, well... What about the old bin bag queen, then? 178 00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:21,250 Yeah, we can see the litter, now. Here she is. 179 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:33,010 It's either her or a fox! 180 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:35,730 But that's not clothing. 181 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:38,050 No, it was you or clothing, I'm afraid. Oh. 182 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,970 Unfortunately, your hair is part of you. 183 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:42,130 Arguably, they both failed. 184 00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:43,730 As in, they both failed. 185 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,170 Harsh. Right. 186 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,250 Let's just get some adverts out the way, 187 00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:50,130 and then we can carry on with the show. Go on! Bye-bye! 188 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,250 Hello, everybody! 189 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:06,130 'Welcome back. The break did me the world of good. How was it for you, little Alex Horne? 190 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:08,730 Well, I want you to know that I feel sad when you shout at me, 191 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,170 but happy that it makes you feel better. Hooray! 192 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:14,730 'Before the break, they were trying to make themselves invisible within a phone box. 193 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:16,690 Sian disguised herself as rubbish 194 00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:18,330 and Joe, you bubble-wrapped. 195 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:22,530 Let's look at Lou concealing herself in her brightly-coloured jumpsuit. 196 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:24,290 I'm invisible! 197 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:35,010 Yeah, we couldn't actually see her or her clothing. 198 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:37,130 That's really good. Yeah. 199 00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,970 So Lou was quite slow. 200 00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:42,410 You could have listened to Come Away With Me by Norah Jones, 201 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:45,210 And Turn On Me by Norah Jones and Seven Years by Norah Jones. 202 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:48,570 'Eight minutes and 17 seconds. That's... But you couldn't see her or her clothing. 203 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,170 Do you wanna see if you could see Iain? 204 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,810 I wanna see if I can see Iain. OK. Here we go. 205 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,370 I'm invisible! 206 00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:00,690 Oh, I've got cramp! 207 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,730 Ah, God! 208 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,090 I've lost all the feeling in my left leg! 209 00:12:08,530 --> 00:12:11,050 He did a lovely den. No-one can see you. Tick? Yeah. 210 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:14,610 'Well, he built his sofa den in the same length of time as Skyfall by Adele. 211 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,450 Four minutes 46. 212 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:18,450 APPLAUSE 213 00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:20,730 There is one more for you to see. Oh, OK. 214 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:23,050 Singled out for a bit of fun. Here's Paul Sinha. 215 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:25,490 What are you thinking, Paul? 216 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,890 Somehow I need to block the view of the phone box. 217 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,450 But with what? 218 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:31,410 This could be tricky. 219 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:36,690 Am I allowed to use you lot as a human wall to trap me in? 220 00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:39,330 You can do whatever you want, Paul. Right. 221 00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:41,490 Just take one side of this... 222 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,610 Hold this together. 223 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,690 You need to take your jacket off. 224 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:52,730 Ten minutes gone, Paul. 225 00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:55,570 It's not working, this, is it? 226 00:12:57,570 --> 00:13:00,130 Somebody stand there. 227 00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:03,410 With your back against... Ooh! 228 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,050 Careful, now. 229 00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,690 Oh, you..! 230 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,090 You could stand here. 231 00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:13,250 Right next to each other. 232 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:14,890 I think we have a result. 233 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:21,090 I'm invisible! I've stopped the clock, Paul. 234 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,210 APPLAUSE 235 00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:29,010 I know you had the windiest day of all. 236 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,730 Alex did just point out to me 237 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,690 that you could have sellotaped the paper INSIDE the phone box! 238 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:40,890 Oh, God! I hope the producers of The Chase aren't watching this! 239 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:46,930 'He was quite slow? You could have listened to half of Brothers In Arms, 240 00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:48,730 the classic Dire Straits album. 241 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,530 You'd be in the middle of Why Worry. Got that. 242 00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,570 22 minutes and 47 seconds. 243 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:57,250 But if he has completely concealed himself, 244 00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:59,850 he'll come in third place. OK. Let's see. OK. 245 00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:11,170 LAUGHTER 246 00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:30,010 I just thought what a lovely, lonely little boy! 247 00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,330 I just want to scoop you into my arms! 248 00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:35,570 Aw! A very, very good description of how I felt at that moment. 249 00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:38,530 I can tell you that only two people did it properly, 250 00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:40,130 and that was Iain, who was the quickest, 251 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,850 and then Lou who was second quickest. OK. 252 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:46,610 'I think I need to draw a distinction between the two who did it so perfectly. 253 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:51,250 So I'm gonna give two points to the other two and one point to Paul. 254 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,250 OK. One point to Paul Sinha! 255 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:56,970 So, four points to Lou? Four points to Lou is fine by me. 256 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:59,930 OK. But Iain wins the task and five points. Five points. 257 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:02,010 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 258 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,770 Right. Scoreboard, please, Alex. 259 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:09,650 I can tell you Iain and Joe both share the lead with six points. 260 00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:11,290 As you can see. 261 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,930 Do you have some more, please? 262 00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:19,450 Yes, I have a team task and it's a musical one 263 00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:21,690 but there's no music involved. 264 00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:25,090 TASKMASTER THEME TUNE PLAYS ON LP 265 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,290 RECORD STICKS 266 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,490 Alright? 267 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:38,010 Thank you. Hiya. Here it is. 268 00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:39,730 Hello, Sian. Hello, Joe. Hello. Alright? 269 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,570 Yeah? Where's the task? 270 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:47,010 'Design the most iconic album cover.' 271 00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:52,250 I like that. 'Best album cover, album title and band name wins. 272 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:56,050 'Your album cover photo will be taken in 30 minutes. 273 00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:58,050 'Your time starts now.' 274 00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:01,650 Great. This is right up our street! OK. Lovely. 275 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:05,650 So we're all in the nuddy. No. Absolutely not. 276 00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:07,410 'Design the most iconic...' 277 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,210 It's hard, isn't it? 278 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,610 Yeah. I'm thinking face paints. I'm thinking cowboy outfits. 279 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,330 I'm thinking half an hour, as well. 280 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:17,570 We've got half an hour. OK. Let's... Face paints. Face paints. 281 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,530 Cowboys. Cowboy boots. If we do it quickly. 282 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:24,090 DEEP VOICE: Satan, you are my best buddy in the world. 283 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:27,810 If you win, you don't have to do the challenge. You don't have to do it. 284 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:30,010 Do it. 285 00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:32,450 Band name. It has to be something with the three of our names. 286 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,170 Lou, Paul, Iain. 287 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:38,090 SSS. Stirling, Sanders and Sinha. 288 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,370 SSS! And we're snakes. 289 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,450 IAIN HISSES 290 00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:44,210 A classic image, but sort of subverted. 291 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,770 Like somebody serving dinner but instead of food on the plate, 292 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:52,090 it's like...cockroaches or sort of, I don't know. 293 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,730 The Lovely Boys. 294 00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:55,490 The Handsome Gang. 295 00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:59,090 Um... Yes, Please, We Like Music. 296 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:02,330 They're all... Oh! I could dress as Cinderella. Yes. 297 00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:07,770 I think we should leave. We need to make a banner. Let's do that. 298 00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,410 There was a lot of ideas flying about there. 299 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,970 Look, let's not mess around. Mm-hm. We saw some chaotic planning. 300 00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:20,810 I'm keen to see the results. OK. Classic album covers. 301 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:23,810 We're gonna see Lou Sanders and The Lovely Boys, first of all. 302 00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:27,170 And their album is called SSSex, with three S's, 303 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,890 because of their surnames and this is their album cover. 304 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,530 AUDIENCE CHUCKLES 305 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:36,370 We thought that was gonna go down very well. 306 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,450 It really didn't in the room, though, did it? 307 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:42,210 But what's the theme? There's a nod to Clockwork Orange 308 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,450 and then a lady in a pink jumpsuit, right? 309 00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:48,050 If you can't see what's going on here, yeah? Yeah. 310 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:50,370 Then you don't like music. 311 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:55,370 'The red ball's the man. She's on the man. OK. 312 00:17:55,410 --> 00:18:00,770 'So it's a combination of the nihilism and destruction of Clockwork Orange 313 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:04,450 'combined with wanting to stick it to the man using a pineapple. 314 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:06,890 'That's exactly what we were trying to convey. OK. 315 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:08,690 SSSex. The album's called SSSex. 316 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:11,010 Yeah. Because sex sells! 317 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,930 That's our catchphrase. Sex Sells. 318 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,210 So you're challenging the man, but you're also, like... 319 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,130 - Fucking the man! - ..heavily corporate. 320 00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:23,610 And what doesn't say sex like a 48-year-old Asian man in a crisis! 321 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:27,610 Wow. I thought we were gonna blow you away with that. 322 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,330 Yeah. We've actually started a band off the back of it. 323 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,450 OK. We've seen Lou Sanders and The Lovely Boys. 324 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:37,970 Now for the others. This is Show with It's Too Big. 325 00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:42,170 Ahh. Ooh. 326 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,970 Ooh. Three umlauts for you to deal with. 327 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:46,690 Let's crash straight in on the umlauts. 328 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:49,810 The umlaut. That's a sort of rock'n'roll umlaut. 329 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,770 Like you get in Motley Crue. 330 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:54,330 It's not grammatically correct. It's just for decoration. 331 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:56,490 A rock'n'roll umlaut. A rock'n'roll umlaut. 332 00:18:56,530 --> 00:19:01,570 'It's Shoe, by the way. But you said it was Sian and Joe, so pronounced "Show". Yeah. 333 00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:04,370 Is that what we said? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I said. 334 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:08,530 It looks like a classic album cover for an electronic band? Yes. 335 00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:13,050 More sort of Kraftwerk. I think so. Uh, tie, braces. '80s-ish. 336 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,450 It seems to me that one member is dead. 337 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,690 It's a collaboration between the dead and the living. 338 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:21,050 What are the roles of the two band members? I don't sing cos I'm dead. 339 00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:25,250 But you're wheeled onto stage. Yes. Yeah. 340 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,850 Let's imagine this. The lights go down. 341 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:32,490 Everyone starts clapping. Suddenly, Sian's wheeled across the stage. 342 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:36,290 'The crowds are going wild. "Oh, look, there's Sian!" AUDIENCE: Woo! 343 00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:39,650 "She's gone, now. And here comes the light. Put it on Joe!" 344 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:43,210 It's probably like, 345 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,330 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 346 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,210 I think that is more or less what it would be. 347 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,810 I'm sorry for doing that. 348 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:56,330 I imagine after "oo-oom get together"... 349 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,290 ..that Sian's wheeled back across. 350 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:03,730 'Sorry, I don't want to push it, but can we go back to "oo-oom get together" 351 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,130 and then just hear Sian's haunting chorus? 352 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,210 Lights go down... Blah-blah-blah. 353 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,010 Spotlight comes on Joe. 354 00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:13,890 355 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,130 OK. There's five points available to be split between the two. 356 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:24,090 Lou and The Lovely Boys... Yes. Two points. Oh! 357 00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:25,650 OK. Two points each. Yeah. 358 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:28,930 Sian and Joe? Shoe. Shoe. Four points each. 359 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,170 Yeah, cos there's five points altogether. Four points. 360 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:35,690 Look sharp - here come the adverts! 361 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,650 Hello! 362 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:50,970 Come on in! Get yourselves warm or cool yourselves down 363 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:55,010 'depending on what the weather's like where you are. Yes. Hi, guys. I hope it's not too wet. 364 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,410 It's time for a game of cards. 365 00:20:57,450 --> 00:21:00,450 Memory cards. Ooh! Ooh. 366 00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,210 That's a nice smile, Paul. Thank you. 367 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,890 Playing cards? 368 00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:22,890 Cards. 369 00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:25,930 Magic. Is this one about magic? 370 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,570 OK. 371 00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:33,210 '"In five minutes, you must return this pack of cards to Alex in the lab." 372 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,930 "And tell Alex the order that the cards are currently in." 373 00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:39,090 "You may not leave this room during the five minutes. 374 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,810 "The most correctly-named cards wins. Your time starts now." 375 00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:44,610 Can I have a pen? What am I to do with this? 376 00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:47,370 Can I just write them down? 377 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,330 You could try. I've got no pen! 378 00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:51,810 Has anyone got a pen? 379 00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:53,370 Is there a pen? 380 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,450 A pen in the room? 381 00:21:57,290 --> 00:21:59,810 I don't have anything to write with. 382 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:01,210 So, I mean... 383 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,690 This is ridiculous! 384 00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:09,090 You can't just remember them! 385 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:11,050 Oh, here we go. Yes, yes, yes. 386 00:22:11,090 --> 00:22:15,050 "Happy birthday." But...they're not even real cards! 387 00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:17,250 You can't write on the paper. 388 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:19,050 There must be a pen. 389 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:20,690 There must be a pen! 390 00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:24,210 Right. So... 391 00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:26,130 Greg. Alex. 392 00:22:27,410 --> 00:22:28,450 OK. 393 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:30,330 This is... I see. 394 00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:33,250 Don't panic. I can't remember it! 395 00:22:34,050 --> 00:22:36,050 King of hearts, king of spades, Yellow. 396 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:37,530 ..three, four, five. 397 00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:39,330 The most correctly-named cards wins. 398 00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:41,050 One minute left. Shut up! 399 00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:46,450 I think I'm gonna get all of them. 400 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,690 Sweet. 401 00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:49,530 I've got it. 402 00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:55,490 WHISTLE BLOWS 403 00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:57,410 Come to the lab and give me the cards in there. 404 00:22:57,450 --> 00:23:00,450 Absolute waste of my time, this. 405 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,090 You're gonna be shocked. 406 00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:05,890 Thank you, Joe. 407 00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:08,530 Iain, what order were the cards in? 408 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,730 The order? You just said name the cards. 409 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,650 The main task was "name the order of the cards." Yep. 410 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,490 So I'm looking forward to seeing Iain getting all cross! 411 00:23:22,530 --> 00:23:24,970 That'll be fun! We didn't see much of Lou, there, 412 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:27,050 and we'll explain all later on. 413 00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:30,330 'But all they had to do was remember the standard pack of Taskmaster cards in order. 414 00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:35,770 First to see remembering are Iain and Si-an. Sian. Here we go. 415 00:23:36,730 --> 00:23:37,930 Ace of clubs. 416 00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:39,570 Eight of clubs. 417 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,410 Five of clubs. 418 00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:43,850 Two of clubs. 419 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,410 No. Jack of clubs. 420 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:47,610 Yellow. 421 00:23:47,650 --> 00:23:49,730 Ace of hearts. 422 00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:52,650 Two, three, four, five, 423 00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:55,250 six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack. 424 00:23:56,450 --> 00:23:57,970 Happy birthday. 425 00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:00,850 Is it ace of diamonds? 426 00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:04,050 Two of diamonds. 427 00:24:05,170 --> 00:24:06,610 Three of diamonds. 428 00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:08,090 The diamond king. 429 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:10,650 Heart king. 430 00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:14,690 Then there was two 15 of diamonds. 431 00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:17,250 15 of diamonds. 432 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,690 Really? Yes, 15 of diamonds. 433 00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:21,330 15 of diamonds. Big one. 434 00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:24,530 15 of diamonds. Three 15 of diamonds. OK. 435 00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:26,410 And then there was a card. 436 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:28,650 Do you want to describe the card? 437 00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:31,130 No. 438 00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:35,130 Two of diamonds, two of diamonds, 439 00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:36,650 two of diamonds. 440 00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:39,410 Then there was a picture of a scumbag. 441 00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:42,650 Taskmaster? It was you! Oh, well. 442 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:47,410 Then there was 12 two of diamonds. 443 00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:50,010 And then there was you, then Greg. 444 00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:52,890 APPLAUSE 445 00:24:53,530 --> 00:24:55,170 You seemed to get quite cross, Iain. 446 00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:58,570 He had the pen the whole time. Yes. 447 00:24:58,610 --> 00:25:01,090 At one point, Iain called me a "sarky sister"! 448 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:05,890 I was not happy! Why were you so cross with Alex? 449 00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:08,570 I wanted a goddamn pen, Greg! Yeah. 450 00:25:08,610 --> 00:25:11,530 And he had the pen. He got it out of his pocket. 451 00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:15,170 You got a pen out when we were in there! 452 00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,650 Don't do that! 453 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:19,210 Look at you! 454 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,570 Look, you fucking did! You did! 455 00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:25,490 You went into your pocket and got a pen and then sort of go... 456 00:25:25,530 --> 00:25:28,290 I don't think I had a pen. I did have an iPad with the camera on. 457 00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:29,530 Oh. 458 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,290 Look! 459 00:25:32,090 --> 00:25:35,050 'We could have asked for that. And there were lots of other cameras in the room. 460 00:25:35,090 --> 00:25:37,210 We could have used your iPad? 461 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:41,010 'Yeah, it's got a camera on. You could have... That's why you're a sarky sister! 462 00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:42,530 I'm not a sarky sister! 463 00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:45,010 You are a sarky sister. Thank you(!) Thank you, Greg. 464 00:25:45,050 --> 00:25:48,970 'And a naughty little scumbag. You looked like you had a pretty good system, to me. 465 00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:51,090 I got a few wrong. Yeah. 466 00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:55,210 But I'm pretty confident about that. What was your system? 467 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:56,850 Memory. 468 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,090 I think Sian did well. Sian did do well. 469 00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:04,170 Sian made just 13 mistakes. Iain made 25 mistakes. 470 00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:06,610 Ooh. Out of 49. So, not bad! 471 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,010 I should say the order of them. It wasn't that hard. 472 00:26:09,050 --> 00:26:10,890 First up, all the clubs in alphabetical order. 473 00:26:10,930 --> 00:26:13,010 Ace, eight, five, four, jack, et cetera. 474 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:15,850 'Then the other three kings, and a yellow card, all the hearts in order, 475 00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:17,610 happy birthday, two 15's, 15 two's, 476 00:26:17,650 --> 00:26:21,890 'then me, then you. So it's not hard. Pretty straightforward. Piece of piss. 477 00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:23,650 APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 478 00:26:23,690 --> 00:26:27,130 No, no, no. Please, let's not applaud him for reading! 479 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:30,010 Now for Joe and Paul. 480 00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:32,930 One learns scripts for his job, the other learns facts. 481 00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:35,730 This is Alex Horne bringing you the detail. Here's how they did. 482 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:38,690 Ace of clubs. 483 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:40,010 Jack of clubs. 484 00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:42,370 The ace of clubs. 485 00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:43,890 The eight of clubs. 486 00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:45,810 The five of clubs. 487 00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:48,410 Uh, the four of clubs. 488 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:51,890 Uh, the jack of clubs. 489 00:26:51,930 --> 00:26:53,770 The king of clubs. 490 00:26:55,650 --> 00:26:56,850 Uh... 491 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,930 Seven of clubs. 492 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,970 Six of clubs. 493 00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:03,570 Ten of clubs. 494 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:06,530 Three of clubs. 495 00:27:06,570 --> 00:27:08,130 Two of clubs. 496 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,610 King of diamonds. 497 00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:13,010 King of hearts. 498 00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:15,730 King of spades. 499 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,570 Yellow. 500 00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:19,850 The queen of clubs. 501 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,530 The seven of clubs. 502 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:23,730 The one of clubs... The six of clubs. 503 00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,290 The three of clubs and the two of clubs. 504 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:30,330 'The ace of hearts, two of hearts, three of hearts, four of hearts, five of hearts... 505 00:27:30,370 --> 00:27:33,650 'Six of hearts, seven of hearts, eight of hearts, nine of hearts, ten of hearts. 506 00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:37,770 And the...jack of hearts? 507 00:27:37,810 --> 00:27:39,930 Queen of hearts. 508 00:27:39,970 --> 00:27:41,370 Happy birthday. 509 00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:44,650 Then there are fift... 510 00:27:44,690 --> 00:27:46,410 Then... Ah. Then there are fift... 511 00:27:46,450 --> 00:27:50,170 No, then there's 15 two of diamonds in a row. 512 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:54,130 And then there's a picture of Greg and a picture of Al. 513 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:56,890 I can't remember what order. Alex. Alex. Sorry. 514 00:27:56,930 --> 00:27:59,690 Two of diamonds, two of diamonds, two of diamonds. 515 00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:01,650 How many two of diamonds? 15. 516 00:28:02,770 --> 00:28:04,050 Alex. 517 00:28:04,090 --> 00:28:05,330 Yes? 518 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:07,210 That was the next card! 519 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,570 Greg. 520 00:28:09,530 --> 00:28:12,290 And I believe that was the complete set. 521 00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:14,970 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 522 00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:19,930 Are you slightly annoyed? You just made one mistake. The second card. 523 00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:22,090 I'm really, really upset! 524 00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:27,610 'I'm an absolute dick-head at every other task. That one should be in my territory. 525 00:28:27,650 --> 00:28:31,450 How many mistakes did Joe make? Young Joe made seven mistakes. 526 00:28:31,490 --> 00:28:36,250 'Still pretty impressive. Paul, you told me afterwards how you remembered them. Do you remember? 527 00:28:36,290 --> 00:28:38,850 Somebody asking a German... 528 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,850 Because they weren't in order... Yeah. 529 00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:44,530 Jack, king, nine, queen. Right. 530 00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:48,290 I made a story about flirting with a German man, saying, "Jacking?" 531 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:50,450 And him going, "Nein, queen!" 532 00:28:50,490 --> 00:28:53,250 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 533 00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:57,370 Well, that works as a lovely little narrative, for sure! 534 00:28:57,410 --> 00:29:01,250 So far, Paul in the lead, then Joe, then Sian and Iain. 535 00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:04,330 'But we haven't seen Lou, yet. We haven't seen Lou. Here we go. Here's Lou. 536 00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:07,570 Can you just read it to me while I'm doing something? Please! 537 00:29:07,610 --> 00:29:10,250 In five minutes you must return this pack of cards to Alex 538 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,530 and tell Alex the order that the cards are currently in. 539 00:29:12,570 --> 00:29:16,530 So that's the order that they were in when you opened the, um... 540 00:29:17,690 --> 00:29:22,090 'Yeah, so, currently... Now is currently. Currently now is currently. 541 00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:25,810 'No, but when you read it, it was... Currently. Yeah, but now is currently. 542 00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:28,250 Now is currently, yes? 543 00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:32,530 OK. Imagine... Can we just start again? Cos that's not fair. 544 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,170 Do you have a pen, please? 545 00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:36,010 Really quickly. I don't have a pen. 546 00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:37,810 Come onna! 547 00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:39,530 Come onna! 548 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:41,770 Oh, Lou... I'm not allowed to move. 549 00:29:41,810 --> 00:29:43,610 No. Just take all the information from there. 550 00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:47,490 Do you know, sometimes you come across really arrogant! 551 00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:52,570 Oh, no! 552 00:29:54,650 --> 00:29:58,050 I'm not allowed to leave the room! Oh, you just did. 553 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:00,170 Flippin' hell, you didn't tell me! 554 00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:02,890 APPLAUSE 555 00:30:02,930 --> 00:30:08,130 'She did carry on. She wrote down 18 cards and even then, she made 12 mistakes. 556 00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:14,450 If it's any consolation, I really enjoyed your "Come onna!" 557 00:30:14,490 --> 00:30:16,690 It's a question of one or zero points for Lou. 558 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:20,330 I mean, it's no points. Even I can't find a point in that for you, Lou. 559 00:30:20,370 --> 00:30:21,810 OK? I'm sorry. 560 00:30:21,850 --> 00:30:23,450 Zero to Lou, two to Iain, three to Sian 561 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:27,530 four to Joe, but five points to Mr Paul Sinha! Yes, that was good. 562 00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:30,250 APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH 563 00:30:30,290 --> 00:30:33,010 You'd better give me another task, right now! Sure. 564 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:35,690 And we're ending with sport and celebrations. 565 00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:49,890 Hi, Alex. Hello, Joe. 566 00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:53,450 Hello, Iain. You alright? How are you? I'm good, thank you. 567 00:30:53,490 --> 00:30:56,930 Good morning, everyone! And what a glorious morning it is! 568 00:30:56,970 --> 00:30:58,210 Ooh! 569 00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:02,610 Oh. "Score a goal from the furthest distance. 570 00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:05,290 "You may take only one shot." 571 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,970 Have you heard how good I am at football? Are you good at football? 572 00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:11,610 No. "If you don't score a goal, you're disqualified." 573 00:31:11,650 --> 00:31:14,490 "You must perform a terrific goal celebration 574 00:31:14,530 --> 00:31:16,490 "whether or not you score your goal." 575 00:31:16,530 --> 00:31:20,130 "There might be a bonus point for best goal celebration." 576 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:23,050 "You have five minutes. Your time starts now." 577 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,770 OK. 578 00:31:24,810 --> 00:31:27,490 I might just take my jacket off, here. OK. 579 00:31:27,530 --> 00:31:31,930 JOE: Realistically, I'm already gonna miss from there. 580 00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:40,050 'So I might be better doing it not from a long way, and just getting it in. 581 00:31:41,810 --> 00:31:43,250 Come on. 582 00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:55,130 Let's go from about here. Cos I want to just give myself a challenge. 583 00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:58,690 I'm gonna go there, cos I'm not gonna go mad. 584 00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:06,090 Good luck, Paul. 585 00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:12,850 Ooh! Ho-ho! Exciting, isn't it? 586 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:17,930 'Very exciting. Do you want to know how far away they placed their balls? 587 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:22,250 'Yes, please. OK. Sian, as you saw, wanted to just score a goal from any distance. 588 00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:27,210 '9.8 metres. Joe, 11.5 metres and quite an acute angle, for no reason at all! 589 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:33,130 Lou, 14.6 metres. Paul, the furthest away, 17.2 metres. 590 00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:37,970 'And he "tested the terrain" - his phrase - for four and a half minutes before placing theball. 591 00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:41,250 He tested the terrain. But what about Iain Stirling? 592 00:32:41,290 --> 00:32:43,250 This is what he did. 593 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:50,650 Where do you want it? Over here. Back where you were. 594 00:32:50,690 --> 00:32:52,690 OK. Then we can roll it. 595 00:32:52,730 --> 00:32:54,530 Push more on your side. Can you go this way? 596 00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:55,850 I'm trying to push it! 597 00:33:06,410 --> 00:33:08,970 Good thinking by Iain. Not breaking any rules. 598 00:33:09,010 --> 00:33:10,850 Score a goal from the furthest... Score a goal. 599 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:13,930 How many metres away did he go? 34 metres. 600 00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:16,130 Phew-ee! Double anyone else. 601 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:18,250 We're gonna see Iain's attempt later. 602 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:20,690 The first person we're gonna see is Sian Gibson. 603 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,370 Ready? 604 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,650 Yes! 605 00:33:35,170 --> 00:33:37,010 Yes! 606 00:33:40,130 --> 00:33:42,050 Yes! 607 00:33:42,930 --> 00:33:45,810 Is that in? Yes, that's in(!) 608 00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:48,970 SHE SQUEALS 609 00:33:59,650 --> 00:34:02,210 SQUEAL CONTINUES 610 00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:05,610 I'm out of breath! 611 00:34:05,650 --> 00:34:07,570 Thank you, Sian. Get in! 612 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:10,130 APPLAUSE 613 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:13,090 Great. Yeah. A genuine celebration 614 00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:15,890 'because you didn't think for a second you were gonna score, did you? 615 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:18,730 It was a goal. It was in. It was in. 616 00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:20,930 Every in's a goal! 617 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:25,850 As they say in the football fraternity(!) 618 00:34:26,730 --> 00:34:28,410 Every in's a goal! Every one. 619 00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:32,290 'Time for a quick break. Maybe, like me, you have no interest in football. 620 00:34:32,330 --> 00:34:34,610 But then, also like me, you still want to come back 621 00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:37,370 because somebody's going to win Joe Thomas's window! 622 00:34:46,450 --> 00:34:51,010 'Hello, again! Welcome back to Taskmaster again and here's Alex again! 623 00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:52,330 That's a lot of agains, Greg! 624 00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:55,970 'Before the break, the contestants were playing your favourite sport, football. 625 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:58,730 The person that scores a goal from the furthest distance wins. 626 00:34:58,770 --> 00:35:01,210 Sian scored a brilliant goal from fairly close range. 627 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,690 Next up are Lou, Paul and Joe. 628 00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:07,290 'And don't forget, there might be a bonus point for the best goal celebration, 629 00:35:07,330 --> 00:35:09,570 whether they score or not. 630 00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:11,090 JOE: I'm not hopeful, here. 631 00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:12,810 I am gonna miss this, I think. 632 00:35:14,450 --> 00:35:16,610 I'm playing to win. Course you are. 633 00:35:16,650 --> 00:35:18,490 OK. 634 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:21,850 Aghh! 635 00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:25,810 Ahh! Ahh! 636 00:35:33,330 --> 00:35:34,530 Ohh! 637 00:35:34,570 --> 00:35:35,610 No! 638 00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:49,890 Hooray! I'm a loser! 639 00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:59,050 I think I can do a proper flip, but I can't. 640 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:00,210 OK. 641 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,730 Thank you, Paul. 642 00:36:05,770 --> 00:36:07,610 Have you finished, Joe? 643 00:36:07,650 --> 00:36:09,490 Yeah. 644 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,530 I don't feel good about myself at all. 645 00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:15,130 Oh, dear! 646 00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:22,650 During your celebration, Alex and I looked at each other 647 00:36:22,690 --> 00:36:25,650 and the look was, "What are we gonna do with her?" 648 00:36:27,610 --> 00:36:29,650 In a nice way? 649 00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:32,650 There were no goals, there, but there were some celebrations. 650 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,650 A lovely celebration, when you think about it. 651 00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:36,890 Lou, you looked like you were losing your mind! 652 00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:42,530 'I mean, I really liked Joe's initial crushed reaction. It was like, "Yuhhh." 653 00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:46,010 But then, man, there was a lot in that celebration. 654 00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:48,050 I don't think it was... I'm supposed to say... 655 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:49,650 Well, no. Well... 656 00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:54,290 That was stupid decision-making. 657 00:36:54,330 --> 00:36:56,970 You did say at the time, "That was neither impressive nor easy." 658 00:36:58,210 --> 00:37:01,770 Not a lot to say about Paul. I mean, I think that his celebration, 659 00:37:01,810 --> 00:37:05,850 'he was channelling the thought, "I wish we could go back to the remembering the cards thing." 660 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:09,330 'I'd forgotten the bit where you had to do a celebration if you didn't score, as well. 661 00:37:09,370 --> 00:37:11,930 I'd just totally forgotten that bit. 662 00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:15,050 There was something nice in the sarcasm of his celebration. 663 00:37:15,090 --> 00:37:17,490 Not enough footballers celebrate sarcastically! Yeah. 664 00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:20,690 So, here we are. It's the crucial moment. 665 00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:23,930 It's striker Iain Stirling and his massive goal. 666 00:37:23,970 --> 00:37:26,410 The distance, 34 metres. 667 00:37:32,810 --> 00:37:35,290 Good luck! Thanks. Shake my hand. 668 00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,370 Come on! 669 00:37:44,490 --> 00:37:47,010 Ahhh! Ahhh! 670 00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,570 Ahhh! Ahhh! 671 00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:56,130 Ahhh! Ahhh! 672 00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:57,410 Everyone get in! 673 00:37:58,530 --> 00:38:00,810 674 00:38:00,850 --> 00:38:02,850 675 00:38:02,890 --> 00:38:04,650 676 00:38:04,690 --> 00:38:06,450 Yeah. Yeah, everyone go, "Yeah!" 677 00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:08,770 Yeah! Yeah! 678 00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:17,850 There was nothing you could do to inspire that conga line! 679 00:38:17,890 --> 00:38:20,650 Your spirits were so broken! 680 00:38:20,690 --> 00:38:23,850 At one point, Alex whispered, "You don't have to do this." 681 00:38:26,610 --> 00:38:29,610 Mummy won. I'm afraid you won. 682 00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:32,650 Mummy did win. Five points to Sian. Five points to Sian. 683 00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:39,410 'I don't think I'm gonna give anyone a bonus point for their celebration. 684 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:42,650 Joe was the closest. I liked it when he was shaking his goal! 685 00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:48,330 'No, I'm not giving anyone a bonus point. Still five points... Sian, five points. Baf! 686 00:38:50,530 --> 00:38:54,010 'OK, everyone, make your way to the stage for the final task of the show! 687 00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:08,010 Who's gonna read the task out? Paul Sinha. Ah! 688 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:12,890 '"Standing behind the first line, roll your loo roll beyond the second line. 689 00:39:12,930 --> 00:39:15,290 "If your loo roll fails to cross the second line 690 00:39:15,330 --> 00:39:18,450 "or falls from the runway, you are eliminated from the task." 691 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:21,130 Yes, so this is the first part of the task. 692 00:39:21,170 --> 00:39:24,330 So, standing behind the first line, you've got to roll your toilet roll 693 00:39:24,370 --> 00:39:27,530 beyond the second line, but not off the runway. 694 00:39:27,570 --> 00:39:30,330 The person in the lead will roll first. 695 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,650 It's Sian Gibson. What?! Woo! 696 00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:34,570 Do you understand the rules? I'll have a go. 697 00:39:40,690 --> 00:39:43,090 CHEERING 698 00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:47,090 Lovely bit of rolling. 699 00:39:47,130 --> 00:39:49,050 Next to roll is Joe. 700 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,250 That's lovely. Oh, that's lovely, Joe. 701 00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:04,690 That was a bit... Is there a bit of a slope on there? 702 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:08,490 Same for everyone, Joe. Please sit on the elimination bench. Oh, man! 703 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:11,010 SIAN: It is a lot harder than it looks. 704 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,570 Ooh! Ooh, nice. 705 00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:20,850 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 706 00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:27,010 That is unbelievable! 707 00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:31,210 Next to roll, Paul Sinha. Good old Paul Sinha. Go on, Paul. 708 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,770 LAUGHTER 709 00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:36,170 Ooh! 710 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:41,610 Paul, please sit on the elimination bench. 711 00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:43,970 AUDIENCE: Aw! 712 00:40:44,010 --> 00:40:46,570 I'm very nervous, actually, weirdly. 713 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:49,090 IAIN: Give it some welly and hope it doesn't go off the edge. 714 00:40:53,690 --> 00:40:55,850 Yes! Yes, it is beyond the line. 715 00:40:55,890 --> 00:40:57,610 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 716 00:40:58,570 --> 00:41:02,810 'OK. I now need the remaining players to take off their right shoe or boot. 717 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:06,730 Thank you. 718 00:41:08,450 --> 00:41:10,770 Are you making this task up as you go along, Alex? 719 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,570 That looks beautiful! 720 00:41:13,610 --> 00:41:17,330 IAIN: This looks sort of like an Andy Warhol exhibition! 721 00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:19,490 Are you ready for the second part of the task? Yes. 722 00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:21,650 "Retrieve your shoe..." Wait! 723 00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:25,650 "You may not cross the line in front of you. 724 00:41:25,690 --> 00:41:28,130 "If your shoe falls off your loo roll, 725 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:30,010 "or your loo roll breaks, 726 00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:31,530 "you are eliminated from the task." 727 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:34,690 There is only one winner. Winner takes five points. Wow! 728 00:41:34,730 --> 00:41:36,770 Do be gentle. Here we go. Good luck! 729 00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:39,850 Your time starts... (WHISTLE) 730 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:44,130 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 731 00:41:44,170 --> 00:41:45,690 It's all over! There we go! 732 00:41:51,570 --> 00:41:53,050 There we go. 733 00:41:53,090 --> 00:41:55,130 She made it look incredibly easy. OK. 734 00:41:55,170 --> 00:41:58,530 'Well, in that case, we'll work out what that's done to the final scores. 735 00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:00,090 Come down here and join me. 736 00:42:05,970 --> 00:42:07,930 That was exciting. One winner of the task. 737 00:42:07,970 --> 00:42:10,410 And she has won half of the studio tasks. 738 00:42:10,450 --> 00:42:14,050 That's Lou Sanders. Five points to Lou Sanders. Thank you. 739 00:42:15,370 --> 00:42:19,090 And that does mean she is winning the series by 12 points, now. 740 00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:21,570 She's on 107. Sian on 95. 741 00:42:21,610 --> 00:42:24,010 Iain and Joe both on 91, so it's still close, 742 00:42:24,050 --> 00:42:26,330 and then Paul, 74. 743 00:42:26,370 --> 00:42:29,370 So there's four episodes left. Statistically possible. 744 00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:32,530 For Paul to win? Unlikely, but it is possible! 745 00:42:32,570 --> 00:42:35,970 Shall we see who's won this episode, if that's possible? 746 00:42:37,890 --> 00:42:39,850 So, Lou won the five points, but it was not enough 747 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:43,370 to catch this week's winner, Sian Gibson, with 15 points! 748 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,730 Sian Gibson is victorious! 749 00:42:48,770 --> 00:42:52,770 Please go and treasure your transparent tit-bits! 750 00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:58,290 Lovely. So, what have we learnt today? 751 00:42:58,330 --> 00:43:00,530 We've learnt that the path to true love is difficult. 752 00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:02,770 But if you're feeling strong enough, 753 00:43:02,810 --> 00:43:04,530 there's always the chance that you can... 754 00:43:04,570 --> 00:43:07,770 755 00:43:07,810 --> 00:43:09,370 756 00:43:09,410 --> 00:43:10,890 757 00:43:10,930 --> 00:43:13,370 758 00:43:13,410 --> 00:43:15,690 But let's not... 759 00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:19,690 But let's not forget the successes of a certain Sian Gibson. 760 00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:22,370 Sian, we salute you. See you next time 761 00:43:22,410 --> 00:43:24,050 for number seven. Goodbye! 762 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:51,050 Subtitles by Red Bee Media